Tim Martin: capitalist hero

Mr Martin, who owns (or something) J D Wetherspoons, is considering banning swearing in his pubs. His pubs already have designated non-smoking areas.

See that, it is already possible to enjoy a drink without having to breathe in someone else's tobacco without the state having to get involved. Not bad for business either as Wetherspoons shares have risen 40% since the beginning of the year.

Unfortunately enforcing a swearing ban could pose difficulties:

A 1998 book, Roger's Profanisaurus, became a bestseller. It contained more swear words than the most devoted practitioner would ever remember.