Swap HMG for Heston

Britain should swap Her Majesty's Government and replace it with Alzheimer-sufferer Charlton Heston. That's the call from private citizen Patrick Crozier in an article for Samizdata. Comparing the two, he said:"It's cognitive functions are not what they were. How else could one explain its obsession with prosecuting a War on Drugs which it can't possibly win or continued membership of the European Union - the answer to a question no one asked?"

Charlton Heston, President of America's National Rifle Association, was recently diagnosed as suffering from Alzheimer's Disease.