Gagging Gwyneth - give her one for England

Tom Burroughes of Samizdata is calling on the cream of English manhood to go out and date US screen goddess, Gwyneth Paltrow. He said: " I've had enough of American women whining about why English chaps are such terrible dates. It is surely up to us, or at least those of us who are single guys, to step up to the plate, so to speak, and bury the issue once and for all."

But Dodgeblog funster, Andrew Dodge hit back saying:"What is so special about her, anyway? Yet another snotty uptight head-case American blonde who thinks men should worship at her feet."

This has led to speculation about where exactly we should worship Miss Paltrow.