Tranzis trash Zim

Zimbabwe is in crisis and it's all the fault of "tranzis". That's the verdict of Samizdata's David Carr. He said: "Mugabe has had, to all intents and purposes, the green light from the Tranzis who have been far too pre-occupied with bringing down the Great Satan (USA) and Little Satan (Israel) to waste any valuable hectoring time with the likes of Brother Mugabe..."

Note to readers. Tranzis are not sexually dysfunctional neo-nazis. They are "transnational progressives", a term coined last week by John Fonte. To have caused this much trouble is pretty good going for a bunch of people who have only just got a name.

Robert Mugabe doesn't have a penis.